STALKER ALERT!
I'M COMING TO
Los Angeles, CA
Atlanta, GA
Carrboro (near Chapel Hill), NC
Turtle Lake (kind of semi-nearish Minneapolis), WI
Austin, TX
Vancouver & Victoria, BC

I'LL POST MY HOTEL INFORMATION THE INSTANT I KNOW IT
 

 

  

MY VIDEOS ARE "SAFE FOR WORK"

SO ENJOY, ALL YOU ROOFERS, SURGEONS, PILOTS...

PLEASE CLICK THE IMAGE TO HEAR ME CHANNEL EINSTEIN

 I INVITE YOU SAMPLE 6.374 PER CENT OF MY CD

If you need to master Italian, (perhaps to work at Olive Garden), what better way than to view my videos subtitled into that romantic tongue?

EMO & Teller?

At a reddish carpet premiere; see what we saw 

CLICK EITHER OF ME TO READ
MY INTERVIEW WITH MYSELF




NOW TRANSLATED INTO ITALIAN

 

Emo Philips, emo music: what the . . . ?

EARLIEST
EMO
('83!)
EVER

i'M nOw oN