LOOMING GIGS

LOS ANGELES
SAN JOSE

MADISON

MONTREAL

ATLANTA

CHAPEL HILL

NEW ORLEANS


IF YOU DON'T SEE YOUR CITY PLEASE GENTLY CLICK HERE 
 


W E B S I T E
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My videos are

"safe for work" 
so enjoy, all you roofers, surgeons, pilots . . .

Golden Gate Bridge Money for College Quite Handy with the Ladies
 
Emo Philips jokes quotes gags birthdays Emo Philips jokes childhood quotes: Emo Philips jokes religion
UHF (with rescued footage) Childhood Religion
 

 

EARLIEST EMO ('83!)
E V E R

        

 

  

 

I'M ECSTATIC TO BE ON
ADVENTURE TIME

I DO THE VOICE OF A STRANGE CREATURE

 

EMO & Teller?
At a reddish carpet premiere; see what we saw

 

HEAR ME CHANNEL
EINSTEIN

 

Emo Philips, emo music: what the . . . ?

 

MY COLESLAW RECIPE

 

 



 


 

For press photos, I beg you to gently scroll all the way down

 

I INVITE YOU TO
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I am honored that this poster by Rick Altergott, which warned the Los Angeles public of a series of shows I performed in '07 at the Steve Allen Theatre, is now on permanent display there. Please click it if you want to see it bigger and don't live in L.A. and have already tried putting your face to the computer screen.

MY DEBUT ON @MIDNIGHT
(SADLY, LIKE GLOBAL WARMING DENIAL, IT ONLY PLAYS IN THE UNITED STATES)

 

MY SECOND EPISODE

MY THIRD
 (THE ASTOUNDINGLY SPECIAL 90'S EDITION) 

CLICK EITHER O' ME TO READ MY INTERVIEW WITH MYSELF



UPDATE: WE ARE NOW PERUSABLE IN ITALIAN

If you need to master Italian (perhaps to work at Olive Garden), what better way than to view my videos subtitled into that romantic tongue? 

 

You might also enjoy, In Italian, the jokes of several comedians
-- including myself --
on this Facebook page; for example:




  


I know what I did last summer: I taped a seven-minute set for Seeso (like Netflix, but solely for comedy).

It's now on Seeso, and will remain for as long as plastic will in the oceans.

(I'm part of a series called Funny as H*ll; I'm in season 6, episode 6.)

If you don't subscribe to Seeso you can score two free months by clicking here & then entering the top secret code FUNNYASHELL (you now know the missing letter).

Sadly, Seeso is only available in the U.S. & North Korea.

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