With rock (and perhaps roll; what am I, a musicologist?) legend Robert Plant, 1984
First time at a wake
With Phil Collins, Miami Vice, 1985
Left behind
I came to the Big Apple on a shoestring, with a dream: to get a second shoestring
Self-portrait, UK, 1991
“E=MO Squared” album cover (obverse); 1985
NOW I see the sniper!
A MOMENT IN TIME FROM MY “CINEMAX COMEDY EXPERIMENT”
My computer beat me at chess, but it was no match for me at kickboxing!
I'm not a fatalist, but even if I were, what could I do about it?
Demon free since '79
Necrophiliacs are people too
Be sure to practice safe sex (the 5-second rule)
Updated every second of every day that the library is open
thank you for being a mammal
Wake up and smell the coffin
I have a love for animals that's almost illegal
signs point to YES
I'm a great lover, I bet
Thank you for not being Hitler
I used to play trombone but I let it slide
Thank you for probing my cyber-space
Signs point to "yes"
Thank you for not being Godzilla
I'm QUITE handy with the ladies
Thank you for being my friend
Please don't touch anything
Lick the screen. Go on. Lick it! You'll be popular.
Taking a porn break, are we?
If you can read this, you're too close to thanking a teacher
A man, a plan, a canal: Emo Philips!
God is watching you . . . or at least has that option
You are visitor number 542,837 . . . to ME