"Emo is the most brilliant joke-writer in the game.
You HAVE to see him live. He's amazing."

-- Patton Oswalt, Feb 1, 2022

"Emo Philips... absolutely killed."

-- Rolling Stone (Carnegie Hall review), Oct 30, 2022

Emo Philips

LOOMING GIGS

Houston, TX: Apr 22; Punch Line

San Antonio, TX: Apr 23; LOL

Fort Worth, TX: Apr 24; Hyena's Comedy Nightclub

Dallas, TX: Apr 25; Hyena's Comedy Club

San Francisco, CA: May 1–2; Punch Line

Philadelphia, PA: May 13; Helium

Timonium, MD: May 14; Magooby's Joke House

Arlington, VA: May 15–16; Arlington Drafthouse

Raleigh, NC: May 17; Goodnights

Greensboro, NC: May 19; Comedy Zone

Charlotte, NC: May 20; Comedy Zone

Greenville, SC: May 21; Comedy Zone

Atlanta, GA: May 23–24; Punch Line

Hoover, AL: May 25; StarDome

Mobile, AL: May 27; Crescent Theater

Bay St. Louis, MS: May 28; Bay St. Louis Little Theatre

New Orleans, LA: May 29; The AllWays Lounge & Theatre

Lafayette, LA: May 30; Club 337

Appleton, WI: Jun 11–13; Skyline Comedy Club

Kenosha, WI: Jun 19–20; Kenosha Comedy Club

Janesville, WI: Jun 21; Comedy Cabin

Cheyenne, WY: Sep 22; Punchline

Osage Beach, MO: Sep 30; Main Street Music Hall

St. Louis, MO: Oct 1; Helium

Mason City, IL: Oct 2; Mason City Limits Comedy Club

Champaign, IL: Oct 3; Yellow & Co.

Indianapolis, IN: Oct 4; Helium

Minneapolis, MN: Oct 7–10; Acme Comedy Company

Royal Oak, MI: Nov 4; Mark Ridley's Comedy Castle

Cleveland, OH: Nov 5; Hilarities

Youngstown, OH: Nov 6–7; Funny Farm

Massillon, OH: Nov 8; Krackpots

Providence, RI: Nov 11; Comedy Connection

Portsmouth, NH: Nov 13; McCue's Comedy Club

Boston, MA: Nov 14; Boston Comedy Festival

Uncasville, CT: Nov 15; Comix Roadhouse at Mohegan Sun

Baker City, OR: Nov 19; Churchill Baker

Boise, ID: Nov 20–21; Comedy Lounge

North Charleston, SC: Dec 3; Wit's End

Myrtle Beach, SC: Dec 4; Wonders Theatre

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Described by Jay Leno as “the best joke writer in America” and by “Weird Al” Yankovic as one of the funniest people on the planet, I’ve performed over seven thousand stand-up shows across three continents — including touring with “Weird Al” and a standing ovation at Carnegie Hall.

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