ELECTRONIC PRESS KIT

EMERGENCY-ISH CONTACT

I INVITE YOU TO GRACE MY MYSPACE SPACE

MY ALIBI FOR THE EVENING OF JUNE 27, 2008

I AM ALWAYS HAPPY TO MEET EMO-PHILIACS AFTER A SHOW!

HERE IS A COOL MAGIC TRICK IF YOU HAVE YOUR OWN WEBSITE

PLEASE SIGN UP FOR AN E-MAIL ALERT ALREADY, WHY DON'T YOU?

THIS EXPLAINS WHY I'VE NEVER SEEN AN ELF AT ANY OF MY SHOWS

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ATTENTION, YE OF LOS ANGELES!